What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 14:24

No go.
share office space ...
No way
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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What does it mean if you dream your dad died?
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
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They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
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Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nam eos consequatur amet quis qui dolorem optio.
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Newspaper headlines: 'A generation let down' and 'Israel claims control' - BBC
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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