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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 14:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

share office space ...

No way

If the United States leaves the EU to fend for themselves in the economy and NATO, could Europe become irrelevant in the global economy compare to China and America dominance in the world stage in AI and semiconductors? Will Europe become cash poor?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What does it mean if you dream your dad died?

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

🌿🌻Why are Meghan and Harry not treated like royalty in the United States anymore?

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Inflation Expectations Decline; Labor Market Expectations Improve - Federal Reserve Bank of New York

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

Still no good

Has a conversation with someone who holds opposing political views ever caused you to change your own beliefs?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Stanford Doctors Invent Device That Appears to Be Able to Save Tons of Stroke Patients Before They Die - futurism.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Eating More of These Foods May Lower Your Cancer Risk by 8%, New Study Suggests - EatingWell

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nam eos consequatur amet quis qui dolorem optio.

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Newspaper headlines: 'A generation let down' and 'Israel claims control' - BBC

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Liberals, why can't you admit that Andrew Tate is the most moral and intelligent person of modern time?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Microsoft confirms auth issues affecting Microsoft 365 users - BleepingComputer